I. LOVE. SLASH. I write it, I read it. I especially have a fondness for rare pairings and fandoms. I fear feet, caterpillars, and parasites. I get a compelling urge to jump off of high places. I like weird foods. Babies make me gag. I'm pansexual. I feel that prostitution should be legalized. I have expensive tastes. I believe sex offenders should have their privates removed. I believe that something should be done about the world's overpopulation. I like guns and super-high heels. I like tattoos and piercings. I can eat almost anything with chopsticks. I'm strange, if you haven't figured that out yet.